Davy Jones Locker

HARR TEE HARR HARR

2006-11-04T11:22:00.000-08:00

Arrr......Mateys

2006-10-16T12:30:00.000-07:00

Arrr....ay am taking leave fer a while.....

2006-05-19T18:08:00.000-07:00

Arrrr.....ay be goin off ta sea fer quite a while Mateys.......ay hope yer all doin well!!!!!....an ay will be seein ya in the future..........but fer now ay gotta be off ............

Arrrr......that be water runnin from ta Capt"s nose?....No its Snot!!!!!

2006-05-12T19:26:00.000-07:00

Arrrr...the Capt has been ill, it seems Beck's body is rejecting me head er somethin.......ay will return a full rested and mighty Capt soon...............cough cough

Carl's Fridge

2006-05-08T18:22:00.000-07:00

Arrrr.......my magnets...........

Arrrr.....We dont waste anything in the Locker.......

2006-05-07T23:35:00.000-07:00

Arrr........Beck's head has been sent away for proper adornment......thanks to our friend Le Chitelier......and Alien Genius Boy......the ultimate in sex doll technology can be had.......the real Beck sex doll will be sent to our friend ING........it will have ta do for a while cause ay be off ta dance the night away in various night clubs across ta land...........

(sings ta self) "I luv ta night life" "I luv ta night life"

ARRR....Ay got Beck's body and a Microphone.....

2006-05-05T19:17:00.000-07:00

Pee Wee Break................

2006-05-02T19:29:00.000-07:00

ARRRR...What do ya think about this GUy??

2006-05-01T06:53:00.000-07:00

ARRR.......ay think ay'll keep lookin...............

Arrrr......Matey's ay been in Search of a New Body......

2006-04-19T06:52:00.000-07:00

ARRRR.......me plastic Action figure body has began to mold, so ay be once again a floating head........

Arrrr......ay been Landlubbin the last few weeks.....

2006-04-05T19:01:00.000-07:00

Arrrr.....sorry mateys.....ay been out with one of me gal pals(I told her to color her hair like this hot Australian babe ay know).........it has been hard fer the Capt ta get to a computer lately.........just ta settle any rumors Carla didnt run off with me body(lord knows she trys)...........its just hard ta get any service at internet cafes when yer a 10inch plastic doll.......ay had to sweet talk a couple ladies just ta get this message out........

i love Cappy

2006-03-25T03:13:00.000-08:00

my tribute to my Cappy

Arrrr......While we're on the topic of Food........

2006-03-22T08:03:00.000-08:00

Have A Capt Carl Brand Banana!!!!

Cappy finger food

2006-03-17T11:30:00.000-08:00

Well I have always thought of myself as good enough to eat. Unfortunately although I would best be suited being dipped in honey and thrown to Jane's lesbians it seems that I am restricted by being entrapped in a 10" plastic doll body for half my life. As such it seems that a tasty morsal like me will simply be best served as a cocktail snack.

Careful you don't swallow any bones!

Cappy & the Carlaettes

2006-03-16T20:32:00.000-08:00

Arrrrr.......You ready ta Rock??!!!!

Cappy's second job

2006-03-12T02:15:00.000-08:00

I thought that it was time you all knew what Cappy is actually doing when he pretends to go off to sea! We all love a man in uniform - look at the respect he commands. Cappy I feel so safe when you are around!

UNDER THE CAPT'S HAT........

2006-03-10T16:42:00.000-08:00

Janey asked, "I'd like to know what Cappy is hiding underneath that yellow hat of his..."

Today it appears the Capt is hiding a tit with a slug on it, ay but to be honest it is something different all the time....

Arrrr.......now if someone could please help the Capt out over at Crabby’s , me seems to have found meself in a bit of a pickle.......or at least carrying them..........

Nap Time........

2006-03-06T22:29:00.000-08:00

Capt and Teddy

The Capt has been workin some late hours and has decided to lay down fer a nap......

Now whos with me? Anyone..... Anyone.......

Arrr.....ay tried sellin Masks an Drinkin Cups.....Now Get yer Capt Carl Pasties......

2006-03-02T06:00:00.000-08:00

BUY A SET!!!

JANET HAS ONE!!!!!!

LOOK AT THIS HAPPY CAMPER........

Get the Capt on yer TIT TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The two cappies

2006-02-28T17:07:00.000-08:00

The lovely Sausage has found a road junction that embraces both the Cappy's plastic masucline side and the inner goddess that is the lovely Carla.

I can ONLY assume that the One Way sign refers to our rectum!

hello boys!

2006-02-27T20:33:00.000-08:00

Hi Lovers!

Its time for the Cappy's *sensitive* side to start posting.

I just love the feel of polyester under my sailor's uniform. I also like baking, getting fisted and swallowing ~~seamen~~ semen.

Now be gentle on me, tigers!

Kisses

Captain Carl masks fer Sale!!!!

2006-02-26T08:52:00.000-08:00

Arrrr.......NOW you to can be just like the CAPT.........

Arrr....Captain Carl may be in Big Trouble!!!!!

2006-02-22T14:26:00.000-08:00

It's Not Mine Matey.................. Honestly!!!!!!

ARRRR....this be for Dorian

2006-02-20T21:09:00.000-08:00

Thirsty?......Try drinkin for Captain Carl

2006-02-17T22:48:00.000-08:00

Ay.....Been thinkin about havin some Drinkin Cups made in me image.

Put your Lips on the Capt and take a Swig!!!

ARRR.......T'be time for a SEXY PARTY!!!

2006-02-14T08:21:00.000-08:00

Your all invited to my SEXY PARTY!!!

Captain Carl Nails a Sea Wench

2006-02-10T06:41:00.000-08:00

Should Carl do a Sex Blog??

2006-02-04T13:44:00.000-08:00

Now We Play The Waiting Game...........

The Capt's got a new Boat!

2006-02-03T07:38:00.000-08:00

Ay.......Me never be doin the cleanin on my boat......that be fer wenches and crew.......T'be enough that I'm the Capt...........Who does the cleanin on yer's?
Flamingo.....check out me ship with REAL firing cannons!!!

Captain Carl Action Figure

2006-01-31T07:42:00.000-08:00

ARRR.....The Capt has a fully poseable new body.

The Captain and Pee Wee

2006-01-27T19:53:00.000-08:00

ARRR....this be barrowed from Pee Wee's Playhouse.....

Today's Haunting brought to you by............

2006-01-26T08:24:00.000-08:00

LARGE MARGE!!!

the letter "U"

These Waters be Haunted.........

2006-01-25T07:41:00.000-08:00

THE GHOST OF CAPTIAN CARL
Have ye had a sighting in yer waters?

Captain Carl Fell to the Bottom of Davy Jones Locker

2006-01-24T14:02:00.000-08:00

It be a sad day in the Pirate world Mateys.................
Carl's Obituary Reads:

Captain Carl Age 57 Died early Tuesday morning. He went sailing after leavin a drunk love fest with friends. Carl was walkin off his boat and slipped on an unidentified petroleum substance. He then impaled his head on his own peg-leg, and slid to the bottom of Davy Jones Locker never to re-emerge. His body had large traces of Hornswaggle and Black Jack in it. Captain Carl is survived by his Playhouse Friends Pee Wee Herman, Chairy, Jambie, and Cowboy Curtis, and more recently Jungle Jane, Dorian Gray, Mad Dog, Jasmine, Lee Ann, and several of his blogging friends. Carl was quoted recently saying, “ARRR...Satan is after me soul.” Reports aren’t confirmed if the evil overlord had anything to do with his untimely demise.

R.I.P. Captain Carl

This site is now bein moderated by Carl's Crew..............a band of misfits and deviants without a Captain!!

ARRRRR........Let the Taggin Beggin

2006-01-23T20:50:00.000-08:00

Ayeee.......The Capt here has been tagged by his Jungle Mistress and we are plannin a gang bang of sorts....
So T'be the Capt's duty to list 5 things Me think is weird about...................ME

1. Me be usin different kinds of squid and Octopus on me Pecker........Cant beat the sucking action
2. Me be wearin Women's undergarments beneath me rain coat....especially the color BLUE
3. The Capt be an active member in Oprah's book club......but the Capt cant read........Me be havin my crew type me Blog.......Aye just be DICKtating
4. The Capt is going through Puberty fer the second time.......This time me Acne be twice as worse as the first time.......an Aye be scrappin the grease from me face ta fry me food with
5. The Capt enjoys feltching with Jungle Jane........Me arse be raw'n bloody

So T'be the Capt's duty ta tag some ScallyWags

1. Dorian Grey ..............................Swab
2. Mad Dog ....................................Mate
3. Satan ..........................................Swab
4. Jas the Mermaid ......................Mate
5. Lee Ann .....................................Mate

An if Ye buggers dont feel like taggin Ye can come drinkin with the Capt and His Crew

2006-01-22T13:33:00.000-08:00

JANE & CARL

Together in the JUNGLE

Its a Pirate's Life for Me!!!!

2006-01-21T19:00:00.000-08:00

AAAARRRRRRRRRR these pics were taken without permission From

Worth 1000

Because Thats What Pirates Do!

Pics for Flamingo

2006-01-20T15:34:00.000-08:00

Here are some Pics from the Playhouse Days
You got Jambie
The Capt is in the Middle
and Chairy
Ahh it takes the Capt back a spell

I would have never Guessed

2006-01-19T08:43:00.000-08:00

Morpheus

Cowboy Curtis

CAN YOU Believe This is the Same GUY?

Pee Wee's is Over Crowded

2006-01-18T15:27:00.000-08:00

Welcome to Capt'n Carls Place.
I used to hang out at Pee Wee's but he would cock block
everytime I tried to hook up with Miss Yvonne( the most beautiful woman in puppet land)
So I'm out of there!