OMG lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooo that is hysterical!! Priceless in fact!! Darn I got stuck with the purple lingerie.. I wanted black or red.. or pink.. ahhh that's ok.. I will live!! Too funny!!
Happy Valentines Day Carl!!! I hope you have losta chocolate at this party =)
ARRR....ay be sure that there will be a few party crashers, ay be expectin Flamingo to be showin up at some point........ The more the merrier ay be sayin..... Lee......yer hook be set deep in the Capt's heart Sausage.....ye have ta come....ya can hang out in my fridge, incognito.....ay be makin sure ay have plenty of syrup..........
Cappy! Satan hung my bra over the rum bottle and I think Shannon accidentally swallowed it. I told her 10 times already not to guzzle! But you know how she gets.
I don't mean to be a tattle tale but.....OW! DAMN YOU TO HELL SATAN. THAT WAS MY FOOT YOU JUST TROMPED ON. ...AAAAAGAIN!
ugh...scuse me. I gotta go catch Satan. One second. I'll be back.
Hey Captain- You old sea dog! Sure, hogging all the ladies for yourself... Ha! some sex party- I think they'll need a little bit more than a 1/2 inch prick!
Arrrr.....Janey, ummmmm......yaa....ayyy...uhhhhhhh......ya the thing is uhhhhh.....ye hold a special place in the Capts heart.......the Capt just has a big heart............
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My Christ, that's too sexy! You CAN'T have that much sexiness in one living room, captain, you just CAN'T!
OMG lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooo that is hysterical!! Priceless in fact!! Darn I got stuck with the purple lingerie.. I wanted black or red.. or pink.. ahhh that's ok.. I will live!! Too funny!!
Happy Valentines Day Carl!!! I hope you have losta chocolate at this party =)
Yo, I think Satan's girlfriend looks fine in the lavendar.
ARRR...ay be lovin SEXY PARTYS an ay be lovin both of you!!!......Ing, ye be so Sexy ye tip the sex-o-meter scale.......
Shannon.....Satan be made of chocolate an he be hopin that you can take a bite....happy V_DAY doll, yer surley one of the Capts favorites........
Sorry I won't be attending. Shannon is there.
When Satan goes out for smokes and doesn't come back for a few hours it means he was at my house.
You are simply adorable! I love my outfit! ;)
Happy Valentine's Day Cappy...I heart you!
Why can't everyone come to the party? There is always the closet people..!! *Evil grin*
ing~ You look fine in the red girl..=)
Oh, you make me feel so sexy! {{{Happy Valentine's Day Captain Carl}}}
-xoxo
Jasmine
ARRR....ay be sure that there will be a few party crashers, ay be expectin Flamingo to be showin up at some point........
The more the merrier ay be sayin.....
Lee......yer hook be set deep in the Capt's heart
Sausage.....ye have ta come....ya can hang out in my fridge, incognito.....ay be makin sure ay have plenty of syrup..........
Arrr....hi Merlady.....I have the bathtub filled up special fer you...........
Cappy! Satan hung my bra over the rum bottle and I think Shannon accidentally swallowed it. I told her 10 times already not to guzzle! But you know how she gets.
I don't mean to be a tattle tale but.....OW! DAMN YOU TO HELL SATAN. THAT WAS MY FOOT YOU JUST TROMPED ON. ...AAAAAGAIN!
ugh...scuse me. I gotta go catch Satan. One second. I'll be back.
THUMP THUD BOOM! CRASH!
Can I Cum Too?
why am i holding my imaginery penis in my left hand??!!
Is it because there are so few blokes NOT made of plastic here?
Yeah, that honky mofo doesn't have anything. . .
Captain, you are the sweetest. Are you getting in the bathtub with me?
-xoxo
Jasmine
Hey Captain- You old sea dog!
Sure, hogging all the ladies for yourself...
Ha! some sex party-
I think they'll need a little bit more than a 1/2 inch prick!
Cappy. i am not one to draw conclusions. however. i am starting to get the vibe that i am NOT your only girlfriend. please clarify?
Arrrr.....Janey, ummmmm......yaa....ayyy...uhhhhhhh......ya the thing is uhhhhh.....ye hold a special place in the Capts heart.......the Capt just has a big heart............
but your heart is plastic!
Shannon , Ing , Double J , Lee . OK I'm in but I can't stay long cause da wife is cook'n eggs for dinner . "Pass da bong and da Crisco" !
Captain, you're front and center for HNT at the cowpie field.
I'll be there and I'm bringing my sporting Ferrets!
Even the rug is sexy. Is it Ikea?
hate ferrets. I'm an angry banaba. woot woot!
say woot woot. it's fun.
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