Tuesday, February 14, 2006

ARRR.......T'be time for a SEXY PARTY!!!


Your all invited to my SEXY PARTY!!!

24 Comments:

Blogger ing said...

My Christ, that's too sexy! You CAN'T have that much sexiness in one living room, captain, you just CAN'T!

8:40 AM  
Blogger Shannon said...

OMG lmfaooooooooooooooooooooooo that is hysterical!! Priceless in fact!! Darn I got stuck with the purple lingerie.. I wanted black or red.. or pink.. ahhh that's ok.. I will live!! Too funny!!

Happy Valentines Day Carl!!! I hope you have losta chocolate at this party =)

8:41 AM  
Blogger ing said...

Yo, I think Satan's girlfriend looks fine in the lavendar.

8:47 AM  
Blogger Captain Carl said...

ARRR...ay be lovin SEXY PARTYS an ay be lovin both of you!!!......Ing, ye be so Sexy ye tip the sex-o-meter scale.......

Shannon.....Satan be made of chocolate an he be hopin that you can take a bite....happy V_DAY doll, yer surley one of the Capts favorites........

8:51 AM  
Blogger YellowSock said...

Sorry I won't be attending. Shannon is there.

When Satan goes out for smokes and doesn't come back for a few hours it means he was at my house.

9:14 AM  
Blogger Lee Ann said...

You are simply adorable! I love my outfit! ;)

Happy Valentine's Day Cappy...I heart you!

9:32 AM  
Blogger Shannon said...

Why can't everyone come to the party? There is always the closet people..!! *Evil grin*

ing~ You look fine in the red girl..=)

9:39 AM  
Blogger Jasmine said...

Oh, you make me feel so sexy! {{{Happy Valentine's Day Captain Carl}}}

-xoxo

Jasmine

9:45 AM  
Blogger Captain Carl said...

ARRR....ay be sure that there will be a few party crashers, ay be expectin Flamingo to be showin up at some point........
The more the merrier ay be sayin.....
Lee......yer hook be set deep in the Capt's heart
Sausage.....ye have ta come....ya can hang out in my fridge, incognito.....ay be makin sure ay have plenty of syrup..........

9:48 AM  
Blogger Captain Carl said...

Arrr....hi Merlady.....I have the bathtub filled up special fer you...........

9:49 AM  
Blogger crabcake said...

Cappy! Satan hung my bra over the rum bottle and I think Shannon accidentally swallowed it. I told her 10 times already not to guzzle! But you know how she gets.

I don't mean to be a tattle tale but.....OW! DAMN YOU TO HELL SATAN. THAT WAS MY FOOT YOU JUST TROMPED ON. ...AAAAAGAIN!

ugh...scuse me. I gotta go catch Satan. One second. I'll be back.

THUMP THUD BOOM! CRASH!

10:18 AM  
Blogger honkeie2 said...

Can I Cum Too?

10:56 AM  
Blogger jungle jane said...

why am i holding my imaginery penis in my left hand??!!

Is it because there are so few blokes NOT made of plastic here?

12:27 PM  
Blogger ing said...

Yeah, that honky mofo doesn't have anything. . .

1:49 PM  
Blogger Jasmine said...

Captain, you are the sweetest. Are you getting in the bathtub with me?

-xoxo

Jasmine

4:53 PM  
Blogger Polyman2 said...

Hey Captain- You old sea dog!
Sure, hogging all the ladies for yourself...
Ha! some sex party-
I think they'll need a little bit more than a 1/2 inch prick!

6:21 PM  
Blogger jungle jane said...

Cappy. i am not one to draw conclusions. however. i am starting to get the vibe that i am NOT your only girlfriend. please clarify?

3:04 AM  
Blogger Captain Carl said...

Arrrr.....Janey, ummmmm......yaa....ayyy...uhhhhhhh......ya the thing is uhhhhh.....ye hold a special place in the Capts heart.......the Capt just has a big heart............

9:19 AM  
Blogger jungle jane said...

but your heart is plastic!

7:09 PM  
Blogger wallycrawler said...

Shannon , Ing , Double J , Lee . OK I'm in but I can't stay long cause da wife is cook'n eggs for dinner . "Pass da bong and da Crisco" !

6:58 AM  
Blogger crabcake said...

Captain, you're front and center for HNT at the cowpie field.

8:00 AM  
Blogger josh williams said...

I'll be there and I'm bringing my sporting Ferrets!

9:11 AM  
Blogger Fuckkit said...

Even the rug is sexy. Is it Ikea?

2:35 PM  
Blogger crabcake said...

hate ferrets. I'm an angry banaba. woot woot!

say woot woot. it's fun.

9:25 AM  

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